Robert Scoble - he of questionable job titles and topless pictures - is apparently appearing on Newsnight tonight to talk about Google Glass.
Drink each time the following happens:
He lets out an awkward nerd laugh.
He mentions his wife and / or kids.
He mentions "the internet of things".
He mentions an obscure startup that is "changing the world using sensors".
He demonstrates how slow it is to do things on a phone.
He says "boil the ocean".
He plugs his book.
He takes a photo of the studio camera crew.
Down your drink if:
He takes off his "I'm blogging this" t-shirt / you see at least one of his nipples.
He takes a photo of Paxman by winking at him.
He doesn't mention Rackspace by the end of the interview.
Continually drink the entire time he isn't wearing his Google Glasses.
Stay tuned to the hashtag #scoblegame and #newsnight. Good luck and good night!